Blerg is a word denoting any combination of apathy, lethargy, or frustration. It originated on the NBC sitcom 30 Rock. Combined the the popular suffix “-licious,” it celebrates all things blerg. The authors, Longtime, owner of a PhD in sass, and Schoprah, a legend in her own mind, are old besties who live and breathe blergaliciously. Blerg is also what people in Sweden shout after connubial pleasure. And don’t call us a blog, please. It’s a blerg. Did we mention we love the word blerg?