The power of three

Surely you've seen the Selleck Waterfall Sandwich? And the sequel: Bea Arthur Mountain Pizza? Brilliant! (I owe it all to loyal reader Schmenny for keeping me au courant to Interweb zeitgeist.) But now that there are more than two of these genius creations, and two makes a pattern, we can know the formula behind the genius. It's simple: your favorite celebrity + your favorite food + your favorite vacation destination = interweb sensation!

Here is mine:

Leisurely, right? Note how the tacos catch the light from the flames, as if Rembrandt was painting Moses' burning bush—if the bush were tacos—while God watched on in amusement at her silly creation...

Here is Longtime's:

Longtime, who knew you were so apocolyptic? It's like Freida Kahlo went to a 7-11. And painted.

Readers, I invite you to share your holy trinity and I will edit copy edit paste handcraft each one in Photoshop for your Tumblr-ing pleasure. Really, it's my solace from the 10,000 work emails I neglect to respond to each day, so I encourage you to submit and I will post them.