Sunday, February 7, 2010

The inaugural edition of the Hottie Liberal Man Watch

I decided to create a recurring piece up in here called Hottie Liberal Man Watch. Because there are so few liberal hotties, so much time... Also, who doesn't want to look at pictures of unattainable down-to-earth stud muffins who share your political beliefs? No one, that's who. (Also: feel free to submit your nominations in the comments section.)

In honor of the Super Bowl—or my excuse to eat these—the first profile in hotness is Scott Fujita, who is the linebacker for the New Orlean Saints. I wish his position on the team was tight end, but the world is an imperfect place. Jezebel was kind enough to inform me about Scott Fujita and I owe them a solid. Google imaging him at work on Friday provided hours of respite delusional fantasies.

Mr. Fujita, let me count the ways after the jump:





1. He supports gay marriage and equality—publicly. Not only is he morally and intellectually enlightened, it's clear he's completely comfortable with his masculinity. And how. But it's nice to see someone as macho-loking as him break down a stereotype and be a shining example to other straight dudes who are worried about appearances. (Guys, just because you support gay rights doesn't mean you're gay.) 

2. He thinks women should be able to make their own decisions! What a concept. I bet he lets his wife drive sometimes. Sadly, this actually shows how little we've come that he has to "speak out" for a basic civil right, but the man deserves all the credit in the world calling out that spoiled piece of astroturf Tim Tebow.

3. He reads. Specifically, Chocolate Valium's book! And he's got an M.A. in Education! Wonder if he likes girls who wear glasses...

4. Nope. He's a devoted family man. DAG. Though this picture of him pushing his twins will make your ovaries tap dance:











 5. He's just hot. And his last name sounds like "fajita."














Great, now I want a burrito. GO SAINTS!

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