Just because it has a department of human resources doesn't mean it counts as human

Great news from the democracy front kids: Corporations now count as human beans! The Quintuplet of Dicks over at the Supreme Court (I've had to expand the group from the Triumvirate of Dicks to include the old Irish dude and John Roberts) ruled 5-4 that companies, being bastions of human resources, can give as much money as they want to political groups, thus overturning a long-standing precedent. Now, I thought corporations already had politicians by the balls vis a vis lobbyists, but smart people tell me it's much worse than that.

Yay! Not only is the majority of our highest court shitting on a practical judicial principle— something Wikipedia tells me is stare decisis—but they're also making my blerging life a lot easier. I've literally had a field day matching the appropriate corporation to America's brightest legislators. Get ready to see some product placement over at C-SPAN:

Scott Brown is brought to you by:

John McCain presented by:

Kentuck Senator Mitch McConnell endorses:

House Minority Leader John Boehner will return after these messages from:

Please enjoy this presentation from John Edwards and:

John Kerry and his wife would like to tell you about this wonderful product:

Democrat turned Asshole Joe Lieberman and the Havianas company would like a word with you about their shared values:

Joe Biden can't wait to tell you about this company:

 

Sarah, Palin and Tall:  where do I begin?