Making jokes about Tiger Woods is probably cliche yesterday, but Longtime and I got ourselves snorting at our desks on G-Chat today coming up with the titles to the inevitable string of pornos that will arise [Beavis laughter] from his scandal. Behold our list:
1. The Legend of Teabagger Vance
2. Double HOgey
3. 69-Iron
4. Diff'rent Strokes
5. Caddy Shack'n Up
6. Put Your Back-Nine Into It
7. Who’s Your Caddy?
8. Fairway to Heaven
9. I Can't Believe I Took It In The Bucket
10. Tiger’s Got Wood
11. Hole in One… Or Two
12. Lob Shot
13. US Open Marriage
14. Sausage Links
15. Happy Gitsomemore
And my favorite:
16. Ride Her Cup!!!
Junk Drawer: 4 Random 8-Track Tapes
2 hours ago

0 comments:
Post a Comment