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Junk Drawer: 4 Random 8-Track Tapes
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10 comments:
Justice Ruth Bader Gins-purr
Sir Licks-a-lot
McNappy
Pizza
George Washington
LaFonda
Vanessa Huxtable
Clair Olivia Hanks Huxtable
I second Pizza.
Raleigh St. Clair
Sharon was the name of my invisible friend in preschool. So my vote is for Sharon. Sharon agrees and is flattered.
--Schoprah
my vote is for Colonel Meowington
Fluffy McFlufferton
Kitt-ay
Cat Scratch Swine Flu (Get it, instead of Cat Scratch Fever. Could also be substituded with Cat Scratch S.A.R.S or Cat Scratch Bird Flu, depending on the latest trendy health scare)
Scaredy Cat (in honor of Sarah Palin)
Poop in a Box
Those of a historical bent:
(The ever popular) Meow Zedong.
Pounce de Leon
And the Wayne's World set:
Clawdia Schiffer
Baberaham Lincoln (not cat related but still hilarious)
Schwing!
Crassly, I'm voting for you to get two cats and name them Clawdia Schiffer and Schwing!
Meowsers. I like Duke of Fir but only if it is spelled Fir. Or Joe. Then upon walking into a room you can exclaim "Hey Joe, Whaddya Know!?". then he could tell you what he knew.
Hi Claude! The Duke of Fir? Like fir trees? That makes NO sense. Actually, the kitty came home yesterday and his name is...wait...wait...
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