Tuesday, July 7, 2009

The Jackson family: benchmarks of good taste and understatement

Uh, so I didn't realize the entire Media would be shutting down for Michael Jackson's memorial service, but apparently it was King of Pop coverage on all the networks, all day. I didn't watch it live like some people (Longtime), but I caught up on YouTube and all I have to say is... Wow. Thank God E! has provided us with a handy wrap up:



Michael, you and Liberace are redecorating Heaven together. The pearly gates are probably being bedazzled as we speak with rhinestones, gold cheetah appliques, and fake showmanship.

Also: LEAVE THIS LITTLE GIRL ALONE JANET! Let her grieve in private. Sick. 

3 comments:

Longtime said...

sick!

Longtime said...

Oh perfect, now the arrow on the heading doesn't line up with the poll. WHY DOES EVERYTHING ALWAYS HAPPEN TO MEEE???

Schoprah said...

Longtime, sorry! I'll Re-post it at the top!