Tuesday, December 9, 2008

An open letter to DMX

Dear Mr. X,

You are a true talent. Your album, "...And Then There Was X" got me through my senior year of high school and several workouts freshman year of college. You are still on the Recently Played in my Nano.

So my note to you IS NOT A F*CKING GAME. GA-AME. GA-AME. (Fans will know what this means.)

Please help yourself. You were caught after being on the lam for a long time. I hope you get your shiz together, because you coulda been a real voice of political relevance for rap music during this election cycle, but maybe the pharmaceuticals are having an impact.

Eminem is in hiding, Fiddy is a joke, and Justin Timberlake had Lil' Jon on his album. The apocolypse for rap is near, unless you get yo shiz together and make a sweet comeback album. Check into rehab, pay your bills, and write your kids. You gotta bust a move to get a groove. Get that money.

Love,

Another white fan

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